Thursday, March 29, 2007
Defination of a woman ( Men pls pay attention)

Woman

was created from the rib of man

not from his head, to top him

neither from his feet , to be walked upon

she was made from his side

to be his equal

from beneath his arm

to be protected by him

from very near his heart

to be loved by him.

* like i said, its a defination, not neccessarily a must. More like a guide u know. Like how many of u have used a fryin pan ( apart from cooking) to slam on someone's head for fun.

Still, treat each other with respect.

The world will be a better place this way.

desong was shot at Thursday, March 29, 2007


Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Questions to ponder

In everyday life, there are situations or circumstances that sets u thinking. Why is this like that? Why can't it be like this and so on and so forth. Here is some, go ahead knock urself out.

1. If teflon is non-stick, how did it stick to the pan?

2.Since 7-11 is open 24 hrs a day, 7 days a week and 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

3.Why can't airplanes be made with the same material as the indestructable black box? It will be like bumper airplanes in the air during an accident. What a sight it will be.

4.( Not being racist) When we get sunburned we turn red, pale when sick, tanned under the sun and "green" with envy etc. But black people, kinda like stay black all the time, so why do we call them coloured people?

5.Why are cars ships or any form if vehicle considered as a "she" or "her" and not "it"?

6.Why soft drinks are labelled as "soft"? Some have you might think cause it non-alcoholic so its opposite hard liquor which is alcoholic. Get it?

7.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

8.Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

9. Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that says "Caution: May Cause Drowsiness"?

10. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits dun lay eggs.

11.Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

12. U know the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will be easy and that it is going to get worse?

13. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

14. Do u know flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

15. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

16.Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

desong was shot at Wednesday, March 21, 2007


Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Miscommuciation (or jus pure irritatin)

We communicate with ppl on a daily basis, unless u are Tom Hanks on cast away with only a vollyball as companian than i pity u. But than what i am sayin is that, how many times during our everyday life, that we come across ppl whom i dunno, ignorant, dun understand english or jus being a nutcase. Out to ensure u vomit every single drop of blood in your body and pull every single hair on ur head till u end up like Colin Mochrie from whose line is it anyway? - the centre of all bald jokes.

Out of my many "special" kind of incidents with this kind of ppl, here's one which happen sometime ago, but the fact it stuck with me till this day speaks for itself.

I was working in a kitchen - time was 1015pm when an order chit came in
It was an order for chix rice. Now our kitchen stop serving chix rice after 10pm so i called for the service staff to come over, here is our conversation:

Me: hey, can u kindly let the guest know we are out of chix rice. And it is after 10pm, so the late nite simplified menu ( has no chix rice) is in place.

Him: oh, than how bout breast meat?

Me: no no..we dun serve chic rice ready, so u need to let the guest know.

Him: no breast? how bout chix tigh than?

Me: (starting to wonder am i speakin human or something alien) Do u understand wat i jus said..we dun have chic rice at this hour.

Him: oh ok, than duck rice?

Me: ( starting to burst my major arteris splashin around in a glorious fountian of red.And to start, we dun even have duck rice anywhere in the menu so when he asked that, i hit the roof!)
Hey you, do u understand wat i am saying. It a simple matter, jus go tell the guest no more chix rice.

He left.

There i was lying there with my face distorted with disbelief.

desong was shot at Tuesday, March 20, 2007


Monday, March 19, 2007
Cross between friendship and love

So ur single and not getting any younger, and ur close gal fren of many years suddenly seems interestin and attractive. Before u confess ur love, there r matters to consider. Is the feelin mutual? Will this destroy years of friendship? Its a big decision to cross over to being a couple for love, unlike friendships required more commitment and patience. ( mostly understanding) And surely, when you choose to be together, everything changes...

This is a common scenario as frens :

Her: hey how have u been lately pal?

You: fine how bout u?

Her: not so bad, wanna have coffee later?

You: sure, but i have things to do now, how bout 2 hrs later?

Her: sure see ya!
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Now as a couple, its all a different world:

Her: hello darlin how r u?

You: fine baby wat r u doin?

Her: Nothin, jus thinkin of u, wanna meet up for a drink?

You: Can, but doin something now, meet 2 hrs later?

Her: Huh?! why so late?! wat r u doin???

You: Er...Liverpool is playing Chelsea....

Her: What??!!! you are choosing Football over me!!! Its a stupid game with sweatin men chasing after a ball!! wats so good to watch???!!

You: No baby..thats not what i mean....

Her: Its ok! you go watch your dumb game!!

You: bab..

Her: click* (hangs up phone)

Now i may have exaggerated this a bit, but i'm sure there are simaliar things goin on. Before you take the leap into the unknown of a relationship. Take time to consider, choosing a partner isn't like changin clothes mind u (eventhough some guys do behave like jerks) .

Patience + time + commitment + understanding + love + communcation = a good relationship.

Now this is just textbook stuff, everyone knows this but how many of us actually act it out. I admit i myself many of times fall short.

So what makes a relationship special and extraordinary?

The little "extra".

For all couples out there, do something special for your partner, keep the fire goin.
Singles..ur time will come...choose carefully...

desong was shot at Monday, March 19, 2007


Thursday, March 15, 2007
NightWish

I was on youtube and came across a band ..which i was so amazed that i wan to let you guys know bout them.. and they are called NightWish from Finland.

They are a metal, Symphonic rock band formed in 1996. Fronted by a girl Tarja Turunen, with her high and opera like vocals, she makes Amy Lee from Evanescence seem weak and child play. Nightwish's guitarist Emppu is a real maestro in his own right. i've never seen anyone play like him, Rock On!

Now i'm not a big metal fan cause usually you hear nothin but trashing guitar riffs and neverendin drums thumping. I can say its pure noise but Nightwish came to me with something different. Their songs are full of soul and depth. Despite the heavy distortion and quick drums, the songs are "listenable" and enjoyable i can say.

And the keyboards, add a memorising and new age feel. Something i've not come across in any other band. Songs i recommend are, Walking in the air, Nemo, Wish i had an angel, Wish you are here and Tenth man down to name a few. The songs range from slow spine tinklin tracks with haunting vocals from Tarja to fast paced kick a** metal rock that can eat anything up in their tracks.

To me, to enjoy songs from Nightwish, you musn't be someone that just listens to rock, but you must really love and embrace rock. ( punk rock does not count)
Cause Nightwish may tend to be bit heavy to people who dn't normally listen to the genre.

Tarja left the band in 2005 with new member Marco taking over bass and vocals. The band still rocks but somehow i feel they lost the soul and identity which Tarja gave to the band for so many years. But nevertheless Nightwish is still a band to look out for.

Other bands worth checkin out: Creed, alter bridge, G3 , Rob zombie, RATM, Hinder,ZZ Top, Our lady peace, Smashing pumpkins, The darkess and Dream
theatre.


desong was shot at Thursday, March 15, 2007


Friday, March 9, 2007
Trip to Suntec city

I was on my way to Suntec for the IT fair to purchase a router for my com.

As i stay at sengkang, best way is to take the NEL to dorby guart station and change train to go to city hall. When i boarded the train at sengkang, i walked down and found a seat. But than, laughter started to burst forth from close proximity.

You see, next to me was a group of girls est. age to be below 16. ( i hope) And they were talking and yelling and laughin real loud. Now nothin wrong with that right? i'm sure many of us are like this with frens. But it was wat they are talking about. And you know wat it was...

BRA CUP SIZES!!!!

I was like, come on am i getting old or are young ppl these days are more liberal..hmm i dunno. There they were, laughin and teasing each others' assets, ppl like me in the train are looking at one another and pretend as if didn't hear anything. And even when an elderly old man sat next to them, they didn't stop. Dunno whether the ah peh know wats goin on not.

Quite awkard situation to be in dn't u think, i've nothin against them but they were sure makin a din about a topic which the public will feel "red faced" about. So there i was trying to mind my own business, good thing they stopped....FINALLY at dorby guart station where i alighted too. And that was that, never seen this happen b4 but than life...is an adventure...

Of some sort :P

desong was shot at Friday, March 09, 2007